We stole a news paper clipping from next years Score Magazine article for 2009 saying that Canada’s strippers are almost extinct!
Just the other day I was watching a wild life documentary on how certain species are becoming extinct and how we need to help conservationists to protect these endangered species. Guess what a leaked document for the SCORE magazine head quarters has revealed that Canada is also facing problems with endangered species and that sadly is our loved and often watched specimen that we see in strip clubs called the stripper AKA stripezertittybarus
So to see what was going on and to see if SCORE magazines yet to be published article was really telling the truth we sent out a sexy undercover escort from London all the way to Toronto to check it out. Samantha was more than willing to be sent to Canada to do this job for us since the recession and credit crunch in the UK has meant that she was getting fucked by less guys therefore earning less money and needed this cash that we paid her to do th is undercover operation.
She quickly with a day established that the number of strippers and strip clubs in Toronto had shrunk as many had closed down. After getting hold of some strippers at strip clubs that were barely hanging on she said that many dancers were blaming the Internet for putting them out of work and actually more guys were spending time with cam girls.
An 18-year-old ex-dancer named Cristal told Samantha how she used to easily make $1,000 per night in clubs taking of her clothes to reveal her teen body to filthy grown up guys behind their wives back four years ago but gave it up for a job as toilet cleaner when the number of men that would pay $20 for a lap dance decreased enough to force her to take off her dancing shoes and quit. However she was pretty keen on knowing more about Samantha’s escort career and at the end of the interview was almost even willing to travel to London to work on the streets as a prostitute!
SCORE magazine cutting of entire article
Click this thumbnail to see the actual stolen document that highlight the crisis that the Canadian govenrment may be in if the do not act fast to help their countries female stripper problems. If you want to buy this magazine when it is published or buy some of their latest mags visit the SCORE magazine store here!
All in all the female stripper of Canada seem to be saying the same thing:
“Why would a fucking horny guy with a super erect cock want to travel all the way to a strip club and pay to sit there if he could get it all for free on his computer at home and shoot his load all over the keyboard after going into a private live sex show with a cam girl who only has to open her legs and its all over because that is enough to get the guy to shoot his cum load?” they say. Not only that it seems to be that the amount of cam girls provides the punters with a massive variety of girls to choose from and try out whereas at a strip club you probably only got ten max at any one time.
Fact: “Trends show that as many as 10 Toronto strip clubs have shut down in the last five years, and the number of licensed burlesque dancers has decreased by more than 50% in 2007. The Canadian government needs to start thinking about sending in strippers from their reserves to offset these receeding female strippers and also actively start marketing more in order to preserve this now rare species.”
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